New diet

Its been a while since I made a post, and I know just how much each and every one of my followers was anticipating it...so, what's new? Not much. I probably got owned on my O. Chem test, but the funny thing is, I really don't seem to mind. I undoubtedly will when I actually do get my score back this week, but that's besides the point. As I've learned this year, you've just got to take things in stride; take the hits that life throws as you, and keep on moving forward.

Thanks, Rocky.

So, this week, I've started a new diet. After researching about the subject meticulously (not really), my diet consists of a shit load of milk. Literally. I'll leave that up to your imagination, but suffice to say, a gallon of milk a day does wonders for my bowel movements. Actually, come to think of it, my visits to the little boy's room have gone wonderfully now that I'm eating, or rather drinking, vast quantities of dairy and/or dairy products. So why am I drinking all this milk, eating this artfully bland cottage cheese? Well, apparently to the forum posters at Men's Health, my old diet was something that would make a grown man pass out from lack of hunger. That, and the fact that my diet needed a lot more protein is why I'm eating how I am eating right now. If I blow out my intestines within the next few weeks, know that they came out GLORIOUSLY.